Someone once told me that growth happens in the uncomfortable.
Which is fine, at first…
But I’ve been growing so much that the growth is starting to get uncomfortable which is then causing me to keep growing and now the growing is both uncomfortable and, most importantly, kind of, well, not stopping, so I just keep on growing…[1]
Anyways, at this point, I’m just really fucking big, and I gotta decide real quick, like in the next 5-10 minutes, if I should leave the house or not.
I’m afraid if I don’t leave I’ll get stuck because I’ll be too big to fit through any of the doors. But if I leave…how will I get back inside?
And, now that I think about it, being outside in my present state (clothes don’t come in giant size, ya know) will only cause the uncomfortability[2] to increase…
If I could get some info on how to stop this self replicating loop of uncomfortable growing real soon, I’ll be eternally grateful (and hopefully still able to walk around without turning pedestrians into toe fungus).
Quick Update: I’ve got maybe 30 minutes. I forgot about the garage doors.